{"product_id":"muckle-munch-card","title":"Happy Birthday Muckle Minge! 🎉","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-turn-id-container=\"25192d62-1d9b-421f-8f63-285680d1788c\" data-is-intersecting=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"25192d62-1d9b-421f-8f63-285680d1788c\" data-turn-id-container=\"25192d62-1d9b-421f-8f63-285680d1788c\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-20\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"25192d62-1d9b-421f-8f63-285680d1788c\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-5\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"33\"\u003eHappy Birthday Muckle Minge 🎉\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"35\" data-end=\"99\"\u003eFor the mate who’s aging like a forgotten crisp behind the sofa.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"101\" data-end=\"301\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"105\" data-end=\"136\"\u003eHappy Birthday Muckle Minge\u003c\/strong\u003e card is pure chaotic British banter wrapped in a cursed fake snack packet design. Perfect for pub mates, work pals, siblings, and anyone with absolutely zero class.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"303\" data-end=\"313\"\u003eFeaturing:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"314\" data-end=\"416\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"314\" data-end=\"339\"\u003e“Best Before Yesterday”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"340\" data-end=\"360\"\u003e“Aged Not Matured”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"361\" data-end=\"383\"\u003e“Still A Bit Crusty”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"384\" data-end=\"416\"\u003eQuestionable “Pickled Flavour”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"418\" data-end=\"438\"\u003eGuaranteed to cause:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"439\" data-end=\"517\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"439\" data-end=\"452\"\u003eLoud laughs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"453\" data-end=\"472\"\u003eGroup chat photos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"473\" data-end=\"493\"\u003eOffended reactions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"494\" data-end=\"517\"\u003eFridge display status\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"519\" data-end=\"538\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"539\" data-end=\"660\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"539\" data-end=\"562\"\u003ePremium quality print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"563\" data-end=\"595\"\u003eBlank inside (or customise it)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"615\"\u003eEnvelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"616\" data-end=\"644\"\u003eDesigned by \u003cstrong data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"644\"\u003eit’s radge\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"645\" data-end=\"660\"\u003eShips UK-wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"662\" data-end=\"727\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e⚠️ Warning: May damage friendships and attract absolute gremlins.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"pointer-events-none -mt-px h-px translate-y-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom)-14*var(--spacing))]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55853421789524,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0971\/0324\/9748\/files\/ChatGPTImageMay12_2026_09_31_36PM.png?v=1779132340","url":"https:\/\/itsradge.com\/products\/muckle-munch-card","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}