For the mate who's somehow made it another year without winning a Darwin Award.
The Happy Birthday NOB card is a gloriously stupid parody inspired by everyone's favorite instant noodle pot. Packed with birthday chaos, questionable life choices, and absolutely zero nutritional value, it's the perfect card for friends, brothers, workmates, or anyone who appreciates a bit of British banter.
Featuring:
Giant HAPPY BIRTHDAY noodle-pot design
Legendary NOB branding
Classic Chicken & Mushroom Flavor
"Be A Birthday Hero" slogan
Bright party colours and nostalgic snack-cup styling
Perfect for: ๐ Birthdays ๐ Mates with a sense of humour ๐บ Pub friends ๐ Work colleagues ๐ฌ๐ง Lovers of British banter
Product Details
Premium quality greeting card
Blank inside for your own message
Supplied with envelope
Designed by it's radge
Guaranteed to get a laugh (or at least an eye roll)
Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughing, offended relatives, and immediate placement on the mantle place. ๐