Happy birthday Noodle

🍜 Happy Birthday NOODLE NOB!

For the mate who's somehow made it another year without winning a Darwin Award.

The Happy Birthday NOB card is a gloriously stupid parody inspired by everyone's favorite instant noodle pot. Packed with birthday chaos, questionable life choices, and absolutely zero nutritional value, it's the perfect card for friends, brothers, workmates, or anyone who appreciates a bit of British banter.

Featuring:

• Giant HAPPY BIRTHDAY noodle-pot design
• Legendary NOB branding
• Classic Chicken & Mushroom Flavor
• "Be A Birthday Hero" slogan
• Bright party colours and nostalgic snack-cup styling

Perfect for:
🎉 Birthdays
😂 Mates with a sense of humour
🍺 Pub friends
👊 Work colleagues
🇬🇧 Lovers of British banter

Product Details

• Premium quality greeting card
• Blank inside for your own message
• Supplied with envelope
• Designed by it's radge
• Guaranteed to get a laugh (or at least an eye roll)

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughing, offended relatives, and immediate placement on the mantle place. 😆