For the mate who’s aging like a forgotten crisp behind the sofa.
The Happy Birthday Muckle Minge card is pure chaotic British banter wrapped in a cursed fake snack packet design. Perfect for pub mates, work pals, siblings, and anyone with absolutely zero class.
Featuring:
“Best Before Yesterday”
“Aged Not Matured”
“Still A Bit Crusty”
Questionable “Pickled Flavour”
Guaranteed to cause:
Loud laughs
Group chat photos
Offended reactions
Fridge display status
Product Details
Premium quality print
Blank inside (or customise it)
Envelope included
Designed by it’s radge
Ships UK-wide
⚠️ Warning: May damage friendships and attract absolute gremlins.
